The Wallace Word: Laynie Longstockings

Quotables

What a mouthful!

"Mommy, it sounds like you have chocolate in your mouth."

With eyebrows raised I reply, "Don't you mean it smells like I have chocolate in my mouth?"

"No Mommy. You sound like chewing when you have chocolate in your mouth."

"Okay...and how do you know that it's chocolate and not fruit snacks?"

Exasperated, Gavin exclaims, "Because you always eat chocolate!"

It's only funny because it's true.

Discipline

"Gav, are you listening to me? Are your ears on?"

Pinching his ears he replies, "Yes, they're on. Is your brain on?"

Where do they learn this stuff?

The Wallace Word

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Laynie Longstockings

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